User blog:BiggerTheCat/Story of hedgefags part 2 from sonic fanon two wiki

After ganonlol left the battlefield 2 becuz of the bad company pun intended and cuz of ghost nappa because he went to pick up his pizza. Sonic the hedgefag gathered his army of his friends. Sonic went to wordeater first but he was too busy eating his words then he went to big the cat but realized since he is technically his entire family he didnt want him to get hurt and to have a even bigger family which is everyone. Sonic then went t the chao garden to meet the most evillst and cruelest and most merciless person of all time cream the rabbit but then chris throndyke being a dyke which chris doesn't know what a dyke is tried to unleash his strongest ambush technique : surprise butt sex technique which only works on people of the same gender. but it worked on cream cuz shes evil nuff sed and then sonic walked away from the disgusting human rabbit sex sonic wlaked away slowly cuz he wasz filming to make duh munnie. then he returned to big but saw that he was programming himself into a new sonic game becuz he was retired but he changed his mind. then ghost nappa retuned and ate his pizza but realized that ghosts can't eat and the ghost nappa became extremely pissed an then achieved superlol 2 tranformation.